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| HELLO | |
| HELL'O' LISTEN AllNEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRLNever love a Testing girl since she alwaysdoubts U . Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key . Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE. Nev...
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| 18:54 | 24/Nov/2007 |
| STUPID | |
| 10 most stupid questionspeople usually askin obvious situations and someequally stupid answers:- 1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/friendsStupidQuestion:-Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:-Well,it'sso hot , there were no cool cabsso Ithought i'd watch some advertisements inthecool comfort of the theatre. 2. In the bus: A fat girl wea...
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| 21:28 | 17/Nov/2007 |
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| justread & enjoy.------------------------------------------------- --If your father is a poor man, it isyour fate but,if your father-in-law is a poor man,it's yourstupidity.----------------------------------------- ----------Practice makes perfect.....But nobody's perfect......so why practice?---------------------------------------------- -----If it's...
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| 12:26 | 15/Nov/2007 |
| U AND I | |
| U & I In This Beautiful WORLD Who invented A,B,C,D,E,..............................Zdid a great thing. But he kept U and I very very far. But I still got a place where U and I are very close..... in fact together....... Do you know where U and I can be together......... Scroll down.. . . . . . . . . . . It is on the keyboard..... WANNA !...
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| 16:23 | 30/Oct/2007 |
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| Does your name begin with: AUare not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action.Youmean business. With you, what you see is what you get.You have nopatience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is tryingto be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-frontperson. You often don't get hints ...
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| 19:24 | 29/Oct/2007 |
| FRIEND | |
| I call "YOU" friend Becoz...... Because you are always there for me.Because I feel comfortable around you.Because you actually hear what I say.Because you bring out the best in me.Because you accept me for who I am.Because you are not afraid to tell it like it is.Because you make me smile.Because you are down to earth.Because you make me feel loved...
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| 10:30 | 27/Oct/2007 |
| GUY IN LOVE | |
| 10 signs guy isin love 10. You've forgotten your ex More oftenthan not, a breakup is followed by a significant amount of time spent thinkingabout your ex and wondering whether or not you made the right decision in goingyour separate ways. Depending on how long the two of you were together, thesedoubts can resurface again and again. Ever since you m...
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| 20:10 | 26/Oct/2007 |
| SAALI | |
| What is the difference between Saali & Wife* Saali is Beauty, Wife is Duty Saali is Pension, Wife is Tension Saali is Yummy, Wife is Vehmi Saali is Pataka, Wife is BATAKA Saali is Cool, Wife is Fool Saali is Tooti - Fruity, Wife is Kismat Futi ...
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| 19:18 | 26/Oct/2007 |
| SHAADI KE BAAD | |
| EK SHAADI SHUDA KI DAASTAN Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,Muskurate huye kehna ki.. Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi ...
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| 19:29 | 25/Oct/2007 |
| STORY | |
| CUTE LOVE STORY- A BOY HAD CANCER AND HE HAD ONE MONTH TO LIVE.HE LIKED A GIRL WORKING IN A CD SHOP VERY MUCH.BUT HE DID NOT TOLD HER ABOUT HIS LUV.EVERYDAY HE WENT TO THE CD SHOPAND BOUGHT A CD ONLY TO TALK TO HER.AFTER A MONTH HE DIED.WHEN THE GIRL WENT HIS HOME AND ASKED ABOUT HIM,HIS MOM TOLD THAT HE DIED AND TOOK HER TO HIS R...
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| datanentrygo | 07:49 | 19/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (300)
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| Jobs of editorial proofreading. |
| Jobs of editorial proofreading. Editorial proofreaders they can also recommend changes in word choice or inappropriate punctuation. Jobs of editorial proofreading. http://jobcenter.webs.com/pr.htm
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| K Nagesh | 22:33 | 28/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (381)
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| JEEVAN TARANG |
| A Deferred Annuity Plan from Life Insurance Corporation of India (LIC) that offers youLife Insurance Coverage right from day 1 of commencementy till your 100 years of age,Bonus on the full insured amount for the full Premium Payment Term (PPT) you have chosen that could be 10 or 15 or 20 years,Tax-free Annuity (Annual Payment) @ 5.5 % of the sum i...
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| rahul kaulgud | 19:49 | 31/Oct/2007 |
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| Nice mail u should read |
| Hey Really Nice one!!!!!!!!! > Difference between "Somebody you Love" & > "Somebody you Like" > > In front of the person you love, your heart > beats faster > > But in front of the person you like, you get > happy. > > In front of the person you love, winter seems > like spring > > But in front of the person you like, winter is > jus...
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| Payal Mehra | 18:10 | 15/Nov/2007 |
| Friends: (680)
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| Yesterday Today & Tomorrow |
| There are two days in every week we should not worry about, two days that should be kept free from fear and apprehension.One is yesterday, with its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.Yesterday has passed, forever beyond our control. All the money in theworld cannot bring back yesterday. We cannot undo a single act wepe...
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| Current Boll... | 18:20 | 24/Apr/2008 |
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| How Kareena Kapoor toiled for 'Tashan'! |
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| For the first time in her acting career Kareena Kapoor had to train for eight to nine months for her role in a movie.And that movie is Yashraj Films presentation Tashan which is set to hit the theatres on coming Friday.The film has Kareena in a full-on action role for the first time. Before the shooting began, producer Aditya Chopra , director Vija...
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| Mainak Mazumder | 20:11 | 2/Mar/2008 |
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| Relief and Discrimination |
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| Relief and Discrimination: In any emergency, the response by Governments and Aid organizations can only said to be successful when it reaches everyone in need. But in disaster zones worldwide, despite the best efforts of many, a great need remains. The main things that happen in the disaster areas are: 1) Importance shifting to other emergen...
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| usharani | 00:36 | 9/Feb/2008 |
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| Super AdSense Sites - My Game Plan To Ma... |
| I have a website that is out there in cyberspace idly wasting time and space. I am willing to bet that you too have one of these. I am going to change that today. I am going to make millions with AdSense, and I am going to start right there.The first thing that I am going to do is to completely revamp my site. Currently it is a hodge-podge of thing...
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| Somnath Das | 19:30 | 9/Dec/2007 |
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| Sowmya Shekar | 23:08 | 13/Jan/2008 |
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| Am Back :) |
| hi ilanders... been a very long time... happy to meet u guys again.... its been 6 months... so belated NEW YEAR wishes and Makara Sankaranthi wishes...
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| Rakshita Verma | 20:23 | 23/Mar/2008 |
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| Time... |
| The sun sets and risesAmidst this grindThere are answers That I do not findTime has stolenMy peace of mindThe honest personThat I was once Am seeking childhood In its virtual absence Time has stolen My innocence My love nest isNothing but wilderness I have lots of energy That I cannot harnessTime has stolen My hopefulness From far off I get A w...
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| chaitali rai | 22:18 | 25/Apr/2008 |
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| Modern Panchtantra Story [ IT HUMOR ] Once upon a time , there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those programs in the Sunday market. One day, while he was working...
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| Sarita | 14:38 | 19/Dec/2007 |
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| My Boss & I............ |
| My Boss & I When I take a long time - I m slow When My boss takes a long time - He is thorough When I don’t do it - I m lazy When My boss doesn’t do it ...
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| Keya | 12:15 | 24/Sep/2007 |
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| Make a difference |
| Hi friends,After long break I am here again with some of my thoughts. We all have read/hear this thought and somewhat way we appreciated it also…“Measuring our life by, what others do for us, may disappoint us. But if measured by, what we do for others, will add meaning to it. Make difference in others life.”Have we ever think more than our expecta...
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| prasanna sri... | 21:49 | 1/Mar/2008 |
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| Stewed Tomatoes A guy isgoing on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worry about gettingseasick.The doctor suggests, ''Eat two pounds of stewedtomatoes before you leave the dock.''The guy replies, ''Would that keep me fromgetting sick, Doc?''The doctor says, ''No, but it'll look realpretty in the water.''Respectfully Cheating Jack an...
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| kavita ganguly | 22:24 | 29/Apr/2008 |
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| Cricket again! I uttered an exasperated sigh and quickly changed channels. I was sick and tired of the IPL and the game associated with it. Bidding for players indeed! We couldn’t really buy human beings anymore, or so I thought. The world had abolished slave trade for good. What a shock I got when I saw how the commodities themselves were over ea...
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| alka agrawal | 13:45 | 25/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (203)
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| AHSAAS EK AHSAASKISIKE SAATH KAKISIKE PYAR KAAPNEPAN KAEK ANKAHA VISWASJO KARATA HAI AHSASTUMHARE SATH KAHAR PAL, HAR CHADIS CHADIK JIVAN KICHADHBHANURATA KO JHUDHLATAYEH AHSAASSHABDO SE PAREBHAVNAO KE AAGOSH MEPRATIPAL LAATA HAI TUMHE NAJDEEK MERELAUKIKTTA KISEEMA...
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| pooja verma | 09:54 | 17/Dec/2007 |
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| kuchh kaha jaaye |
| aaj man kiya kuchh likha jaayedil ke khayal ko shabdon main laya jaayeashq ko aankho main rakhne ka asar nahikyon na aaj use chhalkaya jaayeghutan si hone lagi hai ab sahte sahteaaj zara khul ke muskuraya jaayebaug ka har patta murjhane laga hai koshish kar ke dali pe phool khilaya jaayeroshni kam ho rahi hai charon aurek diya saanjh ka jalaya jaay...
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| vaidehi | 17:13 | 4/Sep/2007 |
| Friends: (118)
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| Tumhara Intjar hai. |
| TUMHARA INTAJAR HAI... SULGATE AHSAS,MAHKTE HUE KHAYAL...... JAAGTI AANKHO ME SOYE HUE SE KHUCH KHAWAB HAI.... SURKH LABON PAR TUMHARA HI NAAM HAI....... HAR AADA ME TUMHARE HI PYAR KA KHUMAR HAI... HAR AAHAT PAR LAGTA HAI KI TUM HO........... HAR PAL BAS TUMHARA HI INTAZAR HAI.......
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| meena sundar | 17:40 | 26/Apr/2008 |
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| illusion or real |
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| If we say, something is not thereThen there is nothing in thereBut if we constantly Hear there is something in thereThen someday We come to believeSomething must be thereWords and thoughtsAlways have some power If we continue to hear and talk about themThen the illusion, Looks real!It is fateThat, we humans are weak To eliminate all in the...
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| cute guy | 17:02 | 1/Feb/2008 |
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| ittssssss luv |
| Immoral DesireI Know I Can't Have You,I Know It Is Impossible,Yet The Smile On Your Lips,Makes Me Wicked.I Look At You Once Again And Burn With Desire,I Want To Scream At The Top Of My Voice ThatI Want You,I Need You,I Lust You.I Know You Lust for Me Too, Yet You Resist,Your Morals Restrain You,Forget Them My Love,Live With Me Today,The World Cou...
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| Siddharth Arora | 19:37 | 31/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (280)
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| And I Keep on Waiting...... |
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| Its 8:15 a.m. and I stand here in the bus stop waiting for the officebus to arrive. I stand here in the same manner as I did a few yearsback waiting for my college bus. Little did I know then that thingswould change so much in 2 years; the sky under which I am standing seems to be looking at me and smiling .. It is perhaps the only thingthat has ac...
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| ramnath rajaram | 19:48 | 4/May/2008 |
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| CUPCAKES & ROOT BEER |
| CUPCAKES & ROOT BEER There once was a little boy who wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with cupcakes, several cans of root beer and started on his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he saw an elderly woman sitting on a park bench watching th pigeons. The boy sat down n...
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| Jessica Singh | 09:49 | 13/Sep/2007 |
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| Sleepless in ...... |
| I have always been a dreamer.But, these days I am not even able to sleep properly. A constant irritation itches on in my mind and I know not where it comes from. As a child, our own Doctor Uncle used to point out that diagnosis was pivotal to medication. I somehow found a deeper meaning in those words in connection to our daily lives even when I wa...
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| News Domain | 12:36 | 6/Oct/2007 |
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| please income |
| SantaSingh got his promotion and became principal in colledge. To keep up with his status, he decided tospeak only in English to all his juniors. One morning, his peon peeped through the doorto see if his principal was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why areyou outstanding! Please in...
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